West-Wing Side Story

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Eegad, I've created a monster. I guess that's appropriate for Halloween. I am busy trying to turn my 8-yr-old into an i-pod before nightfall (the knight, the fairy and the tiger are all taken care of), but pass along these additional West Side Story lyrics, courtesy of an eminent Catholic editor who has better things to do and should be ashamed.
Bush and Miers huddle on the White House balcony

GEORGE
There’s a place for us
Somewhere a place for us
Peace and quiet and open air
Wait for us
Somewhere

HARRIET
There’s a time for us
Some day a time for us …

While, on talk radio …

FRIST
Conservatives will have our day
Tonight.

REID
The Dems are gonna have our way
Tonight.

FRIST AND SPECTER
The Democrats grumble:
"Fair fight."
But if they start a rumble,
We'll rumble 'em right.

REID AND SCHUMER
We said, "O.K., no rumpus,No tricks."
But just in case they jump us, We're ready to mix
Tonight.